Wednesday, March 09, 2005

Natural Diet

Flu is a fantastic way to loose weight. Just wear thin clothes when you go out, stay in draft, shake hands with every sneezing person, don't wash your hands, stand in crowds, and get stressed. Soon you will find yourself having no appetite and you don't even notice if you are hungry, because you are feeling so ill otherwise. This method is 100% natural and no chemicals are needed.

Tiny print at the buttom: You might need pain killers.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Spiritually.........Infuenza = Response to Mass negativity and beliefs. Fear. Belief in statistics.
The affirmation =
I am beyond group beliefs or the calendar. I am free from all congestion and influence.
Fresh Lemons boiled with honey or sugar is very good as is garlic, it would make a change from Sushi too! lol
Sending healing thoughts
Christine x

Liisa said...

Thank you Chris. :-)